I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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