Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
are you so shy because you have an std?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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