Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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