can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
false alarm, still single
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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