Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
