you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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