And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Randomize
