omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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