I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
this hospital has no fireball
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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