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My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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