you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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