she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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