Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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