We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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