the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you would pick up someone in the library
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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