She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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