You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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