I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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