It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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