There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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