shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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