That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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