don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
