A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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