Say something about gay babies.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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