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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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