Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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