12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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