sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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