Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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