We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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