Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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