ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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