Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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