Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
