Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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