I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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