please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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