Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
This is my gift to your gina
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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