Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
