i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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