these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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