Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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