Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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