I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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