you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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