He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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