Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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