Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I smell like Dick and happiness
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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