im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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