i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
