lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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