That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You pole danced in your parka.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
