worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
how does that bad decision feel?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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