He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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