Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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