You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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